Did I tell you guys our class mural is yu gi oh because it is
im more interested in your trophy case full of bras tbh
If you can’t handle me at my fangirl you don’t deserve me at my feminist scholar.
New shirt!! Love it!!
"dammit, moon moon"
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
i love australian news
"team peeta or team ga-"
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.